Anyway, last night I had a dream that my mom, my sister, and I were walking alongside this shallow river and there were crocodiles that kept getting smaller and smaller as we walked along, and then I realized that they were crocodiles with human baby heads! There were hundreds of them! So I was like, "aw, how cute!" And I jumped in the river and started swimming with them, but they kept getting smaller and smaller and smaller.....until they were the size of ants!!! So I started to walk out of the river and two of them bit and latched onto my foot like little ticks and it hurt so bad that I screamed bloody murder! My foot started to swell so much as my sister was trying to dig them out. Finally she got them out and my foot was all better. :p I know! I'm crazy! I think I have this whole pregnancy thing to blame though...
I called Michael at work and told him about it and he made me a picture of the crocodile baby in my dream! haha!
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Oh my goodness Bonc! You and your crocodiles. That's so scary. It grossed me out when you said I had to "dig" them out of your foot. Eeeewwww. Just got the chills. It combined the two things you think about a lot. You're baby thats coming and scary crocodiles!! Thats just too funny Bonc. But I wonder what the significance of them getting smaller was you know?? Maybe because they had baby heads, the fear of being around them was decreasing so it made them become smaller and less intimidating in your dream :) I dont know. Anyways, I miss you!! I will see you soon!
Ha Ha Oh pregnancy dreams, They can get soooo crazy...
lol, that is so funny, I love the picture that Mike made, it's excatly what I pictured when you said they had baby heads.
THat is so funny. Although the baby doesnt look bad, i think i would played with the babies to. I just think you should of stepped on them like ants!
I would like to tell a story,
This story is of great importance. It's important for Mike to read it too. Mike and I used to work at PoolSafe together. Mike was the fence guy. Nobody liked doing fences, but Mike loved it. I occasionally helped Mike. On one occasion Mike and I had to go out to Sun City in the middle of summer when it was 120 degrees and drill into concrete.. well actually I did all the drilling and Mike just sat in the shade and did "customizations" to the fence so it would work. I almost died. So as payback Mike used to always make me drive to the jobs so that he could get his "rest", so I of course, thought of an evil plan. While he curled up in his normal fetal sleeping position like a little 2 year old in the passenger seat I directed all the air vents directly towards him. I then put on my sweater. As I proceeded to drive to the job and Mike proceeded to sleep the whole time I slowly would increase the air conditioning temperature and power. After about 20 minutes I had it on full blast and shooting straight on him. He looked so calm sleeping there with his hair blowing in the wind, well everything looked calm except for his ever so apparent shivering. Now knowing that I myself enjoy the cold weather much more then most am sitting there shivering in a sweater you can imagine how Mike starts feeling. He began to shiver in such away that I began to fear he was having a seizure but my fears were soon set aside as he woke up out of his sleep with a confused when did we get to alaska expression on his face. He came to realize quiet quickly what was going on and called me a jerk. But I will have you know that since that day forward he never slept while I was driving. Lesson learned. What is the point you ask? Who knows... Maybe its fight fire with something cold.. Who cares, Its provocative, it gets the people going.
Mike I will loan you a dollar if you can tell me who I am.
funny story bianca. the baby's comin in no time! and p.s. is that you steve white?? ..sounds like something he'd do. haha.
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